Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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