As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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