I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I had to cum in my sink.
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