Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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