its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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