I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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You. Win. At. Life.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
