Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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