My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
its liver damage thursday
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