there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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