Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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