please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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