You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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