If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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