Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Randomize
