The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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