if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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