We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize