brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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