if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize