Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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