Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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