Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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