I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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