don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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