so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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