Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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