Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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