Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just googled if crying burns calories
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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