wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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