We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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