Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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