I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
