Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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