Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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