idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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