Don't you send me to vm
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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