dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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