im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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