best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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