Pappa wants mamma naked
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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