she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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