I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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