Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
