I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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