Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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