nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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