HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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