therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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