Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
