The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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