I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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