my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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