Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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