i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
