I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
