You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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