last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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