Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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