I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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